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Oh Me So Hungry

Thursday, May 31, 2007
Oh Me So Hungry
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Oh Me So Hungry

Some people just can’t help being evil. It appears Dr. Dread is such a person. Sucks for Gray.

Dr. Dread has quickly become one of my favorite characters. If I were going to do a spin-off it would star Dr. Dread. He’d move to a quaint apartment complex in Los Angeles and become roommates with Andrew Shue or Josie Bissett. Daphne Zuniga could be the hard-nosed go-getter photographer who lives on the other side of the communal pool and who’s having an affair with someone. Dr. Dread could get a job working at an ad agency and end up having an affair with his boss, Heather Locklear. Then Marcia Cross would show up and blow the apartment complex up, though there would be no lasting structural damage come the next season. Then she’d get a labotomy and Dr. Dread would join a cult with Traci Lords in it. Man, that would be awesome. If only…

I’m probably not the best to judge — because I’m a raging egomaniac — but I think my artwork is getting pretty good. I’m close to hitting the sweet spot between vector art, photo-collage, and hand-drawn art. If I do say so myself.

If you want to see some amazing artwork check out Josh Farkas’ webcomic Welcome to Pixelton! I think his art is absolutely unbelievable. It’s the kind of drawing I always wished I could do when I was a kid, but couldn’t do because I’m a talentless hack fink. If I was Sylar from the show “Heroes” I would slice open Josh’s head and eat his brain so as to absorb his ability, therein making me totally unstoppable. As opposed to my current state, which is to say, quite stoppable.

Just as a note, I do not support the slicing open of anyone’s head to eat their brain and absorb their abilities. That’s really gross, and likely to leave a mess on the carpet.

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