Bovinity
Thursday, June 14, 2007 – 03:23 AM
Red probably isn’t a vegetarian. The Liu Kang style flying kick demonstrates that pretty well.
Yesterday, for Matt’s “congratulations on getting a graduate degree and moving on with your life” lunch he took us to a vegan restaurant, Sipz. It was quite possibly the most horrifying dining experience I’ve ever been subjected to, and that’s taking into consideration the fact that I’ve eated at Long John Silver’s. I ordered sweet and sour “chicken” (quotes literally appear in the menu), and it was ok. I was starving and I finished it, but not without a whole lot of bitching and moaning.
Ultimately, I’ve come to a decisive conclusion that meats should never be in quotes.
