One Stop Shopping
Today’s comic wasn’t originally going to deal with the aftermath of the 25th comic special, but I felt it was important to answer the questions no one asked. That’s what I do: preemptive question answering. That’s why everyone loves me.
At some point I may have no choice but to punch Apple in the face. You might be wondering why I would do that, or even how it’s possible for a man to punch a corporate entity in the face, or even if corporate entities have faces. The problem is that with all this stupid iPhone business going on Apple has ignored updating the iMac line, and I friggin’ want to get an iMac. Neigh, I need to get an iMac. My desktop computer died a very long time ago, and, to be completely honest with you, making a web comic twice a week in Photoshop on my laptop’s 13-inch screen kind of blows. According to the MacRumors.com buyer’s guide the last iMac update was 295 days ago, which means that Apple is likely to update the product line any day now, which means I’d be a stone-cold sucka to buy one now. Damn yous Apple! Damn yous all!
In health and nutrition news, though the idea of a swordfish salad sandwich may sound super-awesome, I highly recommend against consuming that abominable sandwich. I ate one yesterday for lunch and I still have a tummy ache. Granted, that may be because I bought discount previously frozen swordfish from a guy in the Starbucks parking lot, but I think as a species of sandwich swordfish salad should just be avoided outright.
