Theatrics
Today’s comic is dedicated to Jackie in honor of her upcoming play. I can only hope that your actors are easier to work with than Red. OK, in all honesty a barracuda is probably easier to work with, in terms of getting the nuanced performance you’re looking for, than Red is.
Justin suggested I turn my previously mentioned sandwich ordeal into a comic, and he had a pretty funny idea too, but ultimately I nixed it simply because I had trouble figuring out how to make it look good. Plus it was pretty much a rip-off of Alien, and really, do I need any more copyright entanglements? No, I do not.
I also considered doing a “waiting in line for an iPhone” comic, but Penny Arcade beat me too it. Bastards!
I leave you now with a video of Heart performing “Barracuda”. Oooooooooooooh, barracuda!
